TWO FROM MISTER PANTS ON FIRE

Michael,
I missed you guys so much I went to Guerneville to see if I could pick up
any residual vibes and while I was there I entered the Guerneville Public
Library Slam, and not so take myself too seriously I signed in as “Mister
Pants On Fire.” Well, Mister Pants On Fire gave it his best shot,
including my lastest rant, ripped from today’s tabloid headlines, “I Hate
You Angelina Jolie!” but Mister Pants On Fire still came in third to first
placer a conscious digging through the crates hip-hopper from Boston
(passing through, staying with some friends in a van down by the river)
and second place a local fifteen grrl hip-hopper who asked us not to judge
her by her funksome cover. What can I tell you, baby? That’s some tough
competition! Anyway, third place still got me a $20 gift certificate from
Copperfield’s so I’m on my way now to see if I can get a complete
Petrarch! Dude, I don’t know if it’s just my IFS (Inner Female Self) or
what, but just like when the Dubs sing “Could This Be Magic,” or the
Duprees sing “You Belong To Me,” old Franceso baby gives me the pepper and
the shivers! What kind of fool was Laura to chump off Petrarca? Well, the
ho’s lost was Poetry’s gain! Can’t wait to see you and hear all about it,
David Madgalene

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Michael,
the punch line is that the bookstore didn’t have the complete Petrarch,
nothing–but I got an awesome selected Swinburne. On the way out, in the
new books, I saw a selected Petrarch but not to my liking and nothing
could come between me and Algie at that point! But enough about Algie-

Y’ALL KICK SOME SERIOUS BOOTIE TONIGHT, Y’ALL! It is so fitting that
Rockpile’s last gig on this tour should be Saint Louis–along that big
mighty Rock and Roll River and home of the “Saint Louis Blues!” Knowin’
you will be addin’ to the canon!
David

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