TWO LITTLE DITTIES
1. 21ST CENTURY PROCEDURES
They took me to a facility
and started the procedure
with nurses all around me
and doctors to good measure
They drilled away into my skull
I felt all over numb
they worked me over n' fixed it so
my will it would succumb
(Refrain)
Oh dear, they call it the procedure
Oh mama, won't you come and rescue me
They stuck a chip deep in my brain
the needed information
on how to live a happy life
with easy confirmation
Now everything is roses
fair weather in my life
just now and then my wife says:
''Honey,.what is wrong?''
So now you know I'm gone.
2. WITH A HOOT...
Singing a song
-I'm not wrong
In saying-
that
I'm just playing
like a child rolling the dice.
it surely ain't a vice.
isn't that nice?...
